I know how
it all works now. These days I promote two novels on there, when I remember
that’s what I’m supposed to be doing, although since I’ve only ever once bought
a book seen on Twitter (pause to listen to the chorus of clicking authors
unfollowing me) I’m not convinced it sells many.
The good
news first: I’ve got some wonderful twittermates, and I’ve now met four of my
favourites in person. Unbelievably, this includes the top flamenco artist with
whom I’d started doing a language exchange (we’ve even done a bilingual radio
show together) – although we’ve rather moved over to Skype these days. I’m
grateful to Twitter for putting some very special people in my life.
Possibly
also good news: I’m more aware of current events, and by following the right
people I can be fed all the latest about dance, music, flamenco, Spain, Lindt
chocolate flavours… Great. But do I have time for all this, as well as all the
banter with my twiends?
I did, when my tweeting was
confined to the computer. But then I got a mobile with internet, and now… Well,
a study has showed that Twitter is harder to resist than cigarettes
or alcohol, and I can believe it.
Are you going to join me at Twitterholics Atwonymous? Take my test and
see how you rate. Twitterholism (IMHO) can be measured by three main features.
I’ve added my own shameful examples to set the ball rolling.
1. TWIVIALITY
How often do you tweet absolute drivel? It’s not a good sign; you’re
starting to see your daily life in terms of tweetability.
Almost Daily Score 2
Sometimes Score 1Never Score 0
@CherryRad
examples:
·
Sandwich
choices on plane: ham and cheese, bacon and cheese…#Queasyjet· Aaaaaa-TCHOO!!! :-((
2.
TWIMEWASTING
How often do
you waste a significant / worrying
amount of your day on Twitter? E.g. you later realise you could have finished a
book chapter.
Almost Daily Score 4
Sometimes Score 2Never Score 0
@CherryRad
confession:
Too many
days there’s an extra hour in bed in the morning while I catch up with Twitter and
its newsfeeds. This morning in fact, instead of getting on with the monthly
blog post. So I changed topic and decided to shame myself on here.
3. INATWENTIVENESS
How often are
you on Twitter when loved ones are with you in the room or needing you
elsewhere? And no, if they are also on Twitter at the time, that doesn’t make
it any better.
Almost Daily Score 4
Sometimes Score 2Never Score 0
@CherryRad
confession:
I’ve left a
teenager waiting to be picked up at a freezing station while I finished a
gripping twonversation. Although I did send him a tweet with emojis to
apologise :-/
ARE YOU A
TWITTERHOLIC?
Score <3/10:
No. You have admirable control / infrequent internet access
Score
4-5/10: Mild Twitterholic. Careful.Score >6/10: Twitterholic. I’m at 6. Where are you? From TODAY, let’s beat this thing.
PS I just
did a Google search and found a long list of signs of Twitterholism. Including:
You still think adding "Tw" to
words is clever. #ohtwuck